being real
“You have so many freckles, I can’t even name them all!”
{said to me by my child, age 4}
“Your bum is so, SO big!
It even can fit around all the sides of the toilet!”
{said to me by my child, age 4}
“Please bless that we won’t pee our pants.”
{said during a prayer by my child, age 3 at sleepover}
“When you get to be as old as dad,
your head will be as big as his head.”
{said to me by my child, age 4}
your head will be as big as his head.”
{said to me by my child, age 4}
“Like when my mom had Dallin, and he came out of her bum!”
{said by my child age 4, to a ward member}
“Daddy, watch out for wolves!”
{said by my child, age 4 to my husband as he was leaving for work}
“It felt like there was a wrapper in my nose, but when I peeked inside, all I could find was a booger.”
{said to me by my child age 4. The following afternoon said child blew a rolled up crunch bar wrapper out of their nose, no joke. When asked why there was a wrapper in their nose, said child replied that they forgot to take it out the night before}
hahaha, loved these!!!
hahaha! Kids say the darnest things!!
There is nothing better than kids talking to people about your bum. I love it! 🙂
I should have blessed I didn't pee pants before I read that! She is going to be as funny as her mom.
almost peed my pants. hilarious!
Yes. As you can tell, I have zero privacy, so "bum talk" is quite common. I need to start locking the bathroom doors…
Funny, funny, funny!!!! I love hearing all of the great things kids say!
P.s. I love your painted pumpkins!!!!!
haha, LOVE the humor of kids:)!!!
um, that was. hil.ar.ious. haha what a funny kid:)
Lol! These are hilarious! So did her prayer work?
And that wrapper- too funny espeically since it came out.
your girls are SO funny! love all their cute sayings. This age is pretty fun. Looks like you guys had a nice holidays!